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"Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker." 1 Comments | Send To Friend | 11 December 2006
For the ladies++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to prefer a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire. Further studies in this area have been cancelled. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 2 Comments | Send To Friend | 9 December 2005
Ever call someone a..Ever call someone a whore only to be countered with the bullet-proof come back: "well it takes one to know one"? You're basically saying "yes, I spread my legs for money, as do you." Good job Ms. Rotten-crotch, you've rebuked nothing. 0 Comments | Send To Friend | 27 November 2005
Seen in a commercial for..Seen in a commercial for the comedy network:"I have a child seat on the back of my bicycle. I don't actually have a child, I just like stopping at red lights., turning around and going "OH MY GOD!!!!" 3 Comments | Send To Friend | 1 June 2005
Describe how you lost your virginity.CONFESSIONS | Well it was easter sunday, and it lasted one thrust then he cameall over the sheets. I bled so much it stained the matress. Great eh? Fabulous introduction to the joys of sex. thank god it just keeps getting better and better  1 Comments | Send To Friend | 4 March 2005
" Maybe it's maturity,.." Maybe it's maturity, or the wisdom that comes with age, but the witchin Hansel and Gretel is very misunderstood. I mean, she builds her dream house, and these brats come along and eat it." -Miranda, Sex In The City I just thought that was hilarious. Kids suck. Obnoxious little sh!ts. 1 Comments | Send To Friend | 1 March 2005
What is the kinkyest thing you have ever done, or had done to you?CONFESSIONS | blindfolds, handcuffs, and feather. Nuff said0 Comments | Send To Friend | 27 December 2004
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